Discussion:You know you're tired when.......
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| 14 April 2010 | |
| On April 14th, you know you're tired when......
...a client offers you an extra $50 if you'll complete his tax return today, and you say 'no thanks'.
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| April 14, 2010 | |
| You realize you forgot to eat dinner last night - at 1:00 am as you are going to bed. | |
| 14 April 2010 | |
| I got a few done that are usually extended. Client was called, told it was done, and he asked for an extension as he didn't think he could get down here by tomorrow. lol. Nice client too. He laughed how usually he's coming down around August to pick his stuff up. | |
| 14 April 2010 | |
| You get pimples despite the fact that you are no longer a "stressed-out" teenager. | |
| 14 April 2010 | |
| When..............................
You think you have heard for the last time: "I Owe Money?" And then you say, Isn't that why you waited until today to come in and file, because you owed? | |
| 14 April 2010 | |
| ....you go home at night and get into bed and your wife asks 'do you want to go to sleep or what?' and you don't answer 'what'. | |
| 15 April 2010 | |
| When..........
One of your customers leaves you an ink pen from Guardian Angel Cemetery. Having to look twice to see if that is really what it says.......................... | |
| 15 April 2010 | |
| Aunt Emmy is tired chilluns. Yall knows it cuz yore old Aunt Emmy start cussin like a drunk sailor. Effin this and effin that. Aunt Emmy effing tired and gonna do nuthin ceptin sit around with ol crow fer the week end and commence to recover ma natchal good nature. | |
Death&Taxes (talk|edits) said: | 15 April 2010 |
| You know you're tired when your client emails that her mother-in-law can't be getting a refund of $1157 because she paid nothing in. They shouldn't put the Medicare line next to the withholding line on the SS worksheet.
You know you are tired when you try to finagle a NJ return so that you can efile it rather than attach copies of 5 states and W-2s showing 4 localities in PA....can't efile it, so you lump the localities into one despite different rates. To assemble such a return for mailing would mean creating a book (and New Mexico will not permit efiling with over 30 W-2s and 1099s....these people have 46 so there is no way to finagle that) You know you are tired when you can read Aunt Emmy and understand every word and when it is too much effort to spellcheck 'finagle.' Looks right. | |
| April 15, 2010 | |
| You know you are tired when you are adding to your ppr balance and $620 for individual returns and $160 for partnership returns extensions equals $880 added to your balance. | |
| 15 April 2010 | |
| You know you're tired when you see ppr and it registers as PBR. Thanks Harry. | |
Actionbsns (talk|edits) said: | 15 April 2010 |
| You see TP and think toilet paper. Then you have to let that compute and realize we're discussing Tax Payers. | |
| 16 April 2010 | |
| You know you're tired whenever you're at your desk and put a paper down - and 2 minutes later can't find it - when it's right on your desk - and you didn't throw the waste basket contents out yet. | |
| April 16, 2010 | |
| Or when you look for a document every place that it might be and finally realize it is actually where it belongs. | |
Actionbsns (talk|edits) said: | 17 April 2010 |
| That happens to me all the time. Being tired doesn't have anything to do with it. Being distracted does, I hope because I really don't want to think it's age related. | |
