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Death&Taxes (talk|edits) said:

29 November 2012

Gazoo (talk|edits) said:

30 November 2012
I read that they ate turkey chili today. If I was president, the fist thing I would do is sign an Executive Order banning ground turkey from the White House, Camp David, Air Force One, and the Western White House out in Hawaii (and the shack at Martha's Vineyard). Out of respect for the Senior Bush, I might put broccoli on the list of banned items, and I might as well add cell phones too.

Gazoo (talk|edits) said:

30 November 2012
I also note from reading the paper this morning (the internet paper, ugh) that the President served Romney a "white chili". I would add that to the executive order too. Ban it.

My sister caught the white chili flu for a couple of years, then my wife caught it from her and I had to endure that tasteless chili for several more years before I finally revolted. The only reason a man would serve white chili on his own is if he was trying to send a message and I think the message to Romney was clear: white chili didn't get you into the Oval Office except as a dinner guest. No doubt the subtle message was some kind of "code" or "shout out" to the Latino vote as well, or to the Tex Mex vote.

Let's serve whitey some white chili here and rub it in.

If I was president, we would have started with a double Martini (maybe two), followed by a steak, hash browns and a dinner salad covered with Thousand Island dressing (saltine crackers on the side); and I say that as a Democrat.

NMexEA (talk|edits) said:

30 November 2012
Oh, no, Gazoo, you are misinterpreting the tie between these two men. Despite their obvious differences, each is a product of the exact same elitist Ivy establishment. They have more in common with each other than they have with me or with Crow. As for YOU, I don't know whether you are even a carbon-based life form.

Romney is carbon-based, btw. Hydrocarbon chains are the source of many plastics.

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