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Kevinh5 (talk|edits) said:

13 March 2009
Curious as to whether you would turn down a potential client who made his/her living doing something that you objected to on moral issues.

For instance: stripper, gigalo, prostitute, drug dealer.

List could include: pay-day loan provider, porn website host, sex-shop/sex-club owner, or please name the most objectionable source of income and tell us whether you did prepare, or refused to prepare the return.


A few years back I had a client in the publishing business. I never knew for sure, but based on my suspicions, I thought they might be a neo-Nazi group. I did prepare the corporate return, but only asked enough questions to get the return correct. I am wondering now whether I should have found out for sure and what I would have done if my suspicions were confirmed.


And YES, I have prepared the returns for various 'exotic dancers'. I never offered to barter services with them, though.


Also for a priest who had a 'full release massage' business on the side. No barter there either. Why do they tell us this stuff? And after they do, do you still shake their hand?

Ddoshan (talk|edits) said:

14 March 2009
The closest I came many years ago was a young man that came in and asked me to rough out what he would owe in federal taxes on various amounts of income. 40,50,70, thousand etc. After running some numbers for him I asked what this was for and he told me had he been arrested for drug dealing and that he was afraid of getting in trouble with the IRS for not reporting the money. He never did actually come back and file.

Kevinh5 (talk|edits) said:

14 March 2009
not that this is morally objectionable, but I always did wonder whether to shake the hand of my client who had a colon hydrotherapy business.

Death&Taxes (talk|edits) said:

14 March 2009
At a seminar luncheon in Philly, a guy at our table objected to the local Mafioso throwing a big party on getting out of jail. "What gets me is that he is writing it off." From the other side of the table, this guy with no neck, a squat head and thick torso, responded, "He's not writing it off?" "How do you know?" "I'm his accountant."

Mr. Pure went into a fit at which the little siege mortar said, 'you oughta go into my Korean massage parlors....you'd better be packing when you walk in there.'

Anyone who emails me can get my story of the drug dealers and little ole me.

Irsfixer (talk|edits) said:

14 March 2009
I have no problem as long as it is legal. However, even if drug dealing was legal, I would not do a drug dealer's return.

I also will not do a return for someone who is crooked, regardless of their profession.

EZTAX (talk|edits) said:

14 March 2009
These days I worry more about the moral correctness of doing tax returns for mortgage brokers.

Taocpa (talk|edits) said:

14 March 2009
I knew a guy who did tax return for strippers. He was pretty funny about it to be honest. He said their money was green like everyone else, he just wanted to make sure that it came from an ATM before he got paid.

Strippers wouldn't bother me, I suppose. Drug dealers, escorts, call girls, gigolos, prostitutes, yes.

I did have a client who was arrested once. It was a big deal it made the evening news. Not that his business was illegal, but they made him out to be Al Capone. The media coverage was pathetic. There are two sides to every story. Eventually, many of the charges were dropped, if not all. It was quite a joke.

Tom

Minitaxi (talk|edits) said:

14 March 2009
About 20 years ago I was a manager in a small firm that took on a large client group who's owners looked of questionable reputation. After looking at the GL for the corporation I realized the numbers for the income section were actually phone numbers. Then we figured out that they spelled out sexually explicit phrases. It was an early phone sex company.

I then declined to work on that job.

Illini (talk|edits) said:

14 March 2009
Don't you open yourself up to criminal charges if you prepare a tax return and you KNOW they are breaking the law(s)?

I know the IRS does not care but if you witness or know of a crime and do not report it, doesn't that make you an accomplice?

It would seem like you'd better do the tax return contracted by their lawyer, right?

Wildcat 24 (talk|edits) said:

14 March 2009
Funny that you mention strippers Tom - I randomly ran into an acquantence last week who was having lunch with a bombshell-he asked me for my card saying he would call me soon. Two days later the friend he was having lunch with called and asked if I had time to do her....taxes. Wanting to find out a bit of info, I asked what she does. "Well I was a mortgage broker but was laid off in early 2008 - now I work at "......" as an entertainer". I took her info and scheduled an appt (figured nothing wrong with getting exposure to different industries - and I'm in my late 20's, why the heck not)-was a little concerned with preparing this type of return.

Met her Tuesday. To my surprise, was more organized than most of my self employed clients, she presented me her P&L and my eyes nearly popped out of their sockets when I saw her assets...err...income. I asked her "is there any other income you earned besides this?" - "no" she said. Finished her return today, called and asked her for "co-worker" referrals. She said no problem, plenty to come.

Completely opposite from my expectations, looking forward to meeting more "entertainers".

Wildcat

CrowJD (talk|edits) said:

14 March 2009
I learned my lesson with mortage brokers in 1986. Yes, that long ago. This broker was a so-so friend of mine because for a while, his office was on the same floor in my building. Anyway, turns out he was using straw men as purchasers, and an associate of his committed suicide. You can probably tell from my comments here on the board that I have little use for mtg. brokers, and I mark this up to learning early. I don't want to give the idea that "justice" was done to this broker, as far as I know, he's still in business, or what business there's to be had now.

As a lawyer, I've had some really scary appointments over the years, but very few of these types have slipped into being clients. The captured crooks are a real delight compared to the ones who get away.

Quoth Illini: "It would seem like you'd better do the tax return contracted by their lawyer, right?" Illini, I think you have the concept there right, but the timing all wrong. A lawyer can't hire you on behalf of a client to do a fraudulant return (which I'm sure you wouldn't do anyway), and then expect the whole affair to be privileged. The return itself is never privileged. Lawyers do hire accountants on a forensic basis when humpty dumpty falls off the wall, and an attempt is made to put the pieces back together again (and privilege would attach in the latter case, under the right circumstances).

Jimi (talk|edits) said:

14 March 2009
Google "taxman to the topless san diego". No details but it appears someone has found a niche.

Rgtaxservice (talk|edits) said:

14 March 2009
A few years back, I used to do bookkeeping for two escort services. I didn't have any objections to what type of business it really might be. Of course, I wife never let me go their place of business to get the paperwork, they had to drop it off at my office.

TheTinCook (talk|edits) said:

14 March 2009
I'd have no moral problem with it. Might even be a bonus for bringing them out of the underground economy. Have to check my Catachism though. I'm a bad Catholic.

However, there seem to be a couple of ethical caveats though.

1) As Crow said, Client communications aren't privileged. Even if you are an attorney, I don't believe communications relating to preparation of the return are privileged either.

2) You'd have to know enough to find out if you'd run a foul of ยง280E, and I guess such knowledge could put you in legal jeopardy.

3) It would suck to be involved in white collar crime.


I was talking about a similar issue with my brother who is making a career out of political campaigning. So far he only works for causes and candidates he believes in. I'm a lot more mercenary then he.


Exit question: What PAB code would you use?

Wonder Woman USA (talk|edits) said:

14 March 2009
There are all sorts of people whose line of work we might find objectionable; my list is probably really different from yours. And when your client comes in and says she works in marketing, how the heck do you really know where her money really comes from.

I've done tax returns for "entertainers;" maybe they were doing more than dancing, but if I don't mind having them in my home office, it's none of my business, so long as I get the numbers right on the tax return.

Wonder Woman USA <one of those loonies in California>

Lizzit (talk|edits) said:

14 March 2009
I would do a return for jobs that *other* people find objectionable. After all, I am repulsed by sewer cleaning, but I'll do the return for a sewer cleaner... If it is objectionable solely because it is illegal or immoral, and the person engaging in that crime does not promote violence (i.e., some prostitutes, some drug dealers), I would do their return. If there is even the smallest hint that there is violence involved, I that's what I find objectionable and I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole.

Now, that's spoken by the me who lived a wild & crazy life when I was younger, and feels the like a hypocrite if she judges people for engaging in a less-than-savoury lifestyle.

However, if you look at the new Circular 230, TD F 90-22.1, 5471, 3520, etc., penalties and regulations, we preparers will be massively whacked upside the head if we assist our clients in hiding income. Now, you can say all you want that s/he gave you some good P&L statements, but really, do you honestly beleive every cash payment appears on the statement? Given the nature of the client's profession, you are almost guarenteed that they omitted something. And since you *should* have known that they would omit something by the very nature of the illegal activity, then by helping them prepare their tax return, you have helped them omit the income you *knew* was probably there but didn't have actual proof or evidence. And since you aided and abetted, the penalties will put you out of business.

So it's not a morality issue, it's a business continuation issue. If you take on clients who could bring about the downfall of your business, you are not exercising due care and diligence for your clients who do not engage in unsavoury acts and you are putting your family at risk of losing their home and facing public ridicule. It's unwise to take on a client of this type no matter how nice or how organized they seem to be.

Lizzit

Donniecastleman (talk|edits) said:

14 March 2009
I have a boatload of dancers in Vegas with topless shows and I have a couple of porn stars, but I'd never do a return for a strip club or a pornography business per say, hey even people that live in Vegas have their limits!

CrowJD (talk|edits) said:

14 March 2009
By God, we are getting Ex opere operato around here. Ex opere operato is a Latin phrase meaning "from the work done" referring to the efficacy of the Sacraments deriving from the action of the Sacrament as opposed to the merits or holiness of the priest or minister.

Sweet, we need to pursue a like rule for preparers worldwide! Unite all of yers! The very act of doing the return assures it's holiness and efficacy, rather than the merits or holiness of the preparer or the clay with which he works (the client).

You have to hand it to the Catholic Church for coming up with that one.

Illini (talk|edits) said:

14 March 2009
Lizzit is right on point. I met a guy once who said he does stripper's tax returns, but he does not sign them and claims he does not get paid (yeah right). His comment was "their income reporting is a total fiction -- it's all or mostly cash business and I would never sign their returns -- it's not worth losing my license over."

CrowJD (talk|edits) said:

14 March 2009
Illini, if this fellow ghostwrites them, he is still considered the preparer.

It's a tough issue, because the government is actually better off in getting some revenue from these people rather than no revenue at all. In fact, I've heard at a CPE class before that we have a duty to complete a return if asked, though I didn't catch the authority that the speaker was relying on for that one. Of course, I'll throw whoever I want out the door if need be, there are not enough "thought police" around yet to prevent me from doing that.

By the way, in the State of Georgia this year, between a new federal (.61) and state tax (.60 I think), cigarettes will go up about $1.20 a pack. Now, the federal tax will operate nationwide, but all Georgia is doing with it's tax is creating revenue for Ala. and NC, etc. etc. I can actually see how the state's revenue will go down by doing this. When these legislators get under the Capitol dome, they seem to forget how human nature operates.

NMexEA (talk|edits) said:

14 March 2009
Possibly because of the twenty-odd years I've spent around the (largely criminal) law, I'd prepare a return for anyone willing to pay the fee and represent that person or business before the IRS or in the Courts wihtout batting an eyelash. Legal, illegal, moral, immoral, machts nichts.

Why?

Because regardless of the legality or morality of the source of income IT'S TAXABLE and the client has a legal (and I think moral) obligation to file and pay. Everyone has a right to legal advice and representation in America. Everyone.

The ABA Model Code of legal ethics even states that a lawyer will not refuse to provide legal services for any personal consideration (other than economic or that would involve a conflict of interest or might result in a violation of the ethics rules).

But I would first warn the drug dealer that what he tells me in connection with the return prep isn't privileged and that if he confesses to a serious crime I'd likely have to call the cops.

Deback (talk|edits) said:

March 14, 2009
Crow - In Michigan, it's 61 cents new federal tax and 71 cents increase by Philip Morris. $13.20 more for a carton of Merits.

Death&Taxes (talk|edits) said:

14 March 2009
You guys and gals get me with strippers, escorts etc. What bothers me more are the clients, usually in some form of small construction, who give you a lovely profit and loss with modest income but the interest earned grows leaps and bounds, and every so often he has to feed the meter since he will not double park the Caddy.

I met one guy after he sold his candy store in South Philly when he was in his mid-fifties and he is still living off the interest he piled up before he met me. I never ask; he never tells. My suspicion is that he ran a book back then.

CrowJD (talk|edits) said:

14 March 2009
Some don't bother to put their money out to interest (or they're smart enough not to)! It reminds me of an African American family I helped once on a probate matter. The older patriarch had died after years as a proprietor of a liquor store. Somehow, stunningly large amounts of cash appeared from various safety deposit boxes. So, the man trusted the bank, but not in the traditional depository sense of the word. lol.

By the way, florists are the worst. Flowers are perishable. I could go on and on. I won't take them as tax clients. Wasn't it Capone and/or some of his associates that were involved in the florist business in the old Chicago heyday?

Blrgcpa (talk|edits) said:

14 March 2009
Illegally earned income is taxable. Just make certain that you have to correct numbers for the illegal transactions.

CrowJD (talk|edits) said:

14 March 2009
Here's the Capone associate that was in the floral business. http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/gangsters_outlaws/mob_bosses/capone/dion_10.html

O'Banion was his name. Hilarious, he was getting the funeral business from all the people they were wiping out.

D'Nero (talk|edits) said:

14 March 2009
Politician clients? How many have admitted their tax transgressions since mid January?

Illini (talk|edits) said:

14 March 2009
I'm confused -- for us non-lawyers -- if we have knowledge of a crime (illegal income) don't we have a duty to report it to the authorities or else be held to be an accomplice?

Forget the tax reporting -- I know they owe the tax, but isn't it a Catch 22 for a preparer who is not a lawyer? Simply telling the potential client that we do not have privileged communications does not protect us from remaining silent about their crimes to authorties, does it?

Shouldn't we be sending them immediately to a lawyer, and then the lawyer can contract us to do the taxes?

Guya (talk|edits) said:

14 March 2009
Over here in the UK we would report the individual to the Serious Organised Crimes Office if they lived off the proceeds of crime. If the issue was serious of course we'd get an attorney for her/his benefit and to give client/attorney privilege (plus because of the FBAR penalties).

I did have to ask a few years back if the firm I was with would work for the nuclear power industry (the answer was yes) just because morally objectionable does not have to mean illegal.

Anytaxpayer (talk|edits) said:

March 14, 2009
Morality is apparently in the eye of the beholder. I had a guy tell me what a scum I am for "working for the IRS". Explaining to him that tax preparers do not work for the IRS only enraged him. "You mean you do just to make money!!!!! How can you help the government like that?!!!!"

CrowJD (talk|edits) said:

14 March 2009
Whether you have a duty to report a crime is a contextual decision. The duties a police officer would have are not the duties a regular citizen would have. Psychologists have complicated duties, teachers have duties to report child abuse, and so do doctors, etc. etc.

As far as I'm concerned, a tax preparer is doing a patriotic service to bring a criminal "in from the cold" at least on an income tax basis! I think David's point is pretty good: it's not always the stripper, or the petty purveyor of vice, that is the problem.

But you do have to be careful that you don't walk over the line into a conspiracy with these people. In other words: let me show you how to do your crime more "efficiently", or let me help you further your crime. There, you run into big trouble. Meyer Lansky, the so-called accountant to the Mob, was this type of character. But, I think Meyer took a correspondence course, and never attained his CPA license (smile).

Natalie (talk|edits) said:

March 15, 2009
I've never had the opportunity to have to make this kind of a decision. I think for me the question is not one of legal vs. illegal but how the potential client reacts to my questions and recommendations. If they want to push all the limits and gray areas, then I wouldn't feel comfortable working with them.

Lizzit (talk|edits) said:

15 March 2009
Lucky you, Natalie. I remember my boss had a client for years who was a "gift buyer". The police came in one day asking all kinds of questions. It took him about 15 minutes to finally twig just what kinds of services her clients were getting. He had to do a lot of appeasment behaviors to demonstrate he really hadn't a clue what her real profession was. Because she'd been filing her returns and paying tax, they couldn't nail her for that. And I guess he seemed surprised and shocked enough that the cops beleived his story that he didn't know.

Fsteincpa (talk|edits) said:

15 March 2009
A client is a client and I have met many of the types of people you have described, from drug dealers to so called mafia types <took me forever to get the hint in the early days what it meant to work in the garment district in NYC in the 80's>.

My take is the same as Crow's, as long as you are not helping them hide income, then sobeit. As for bartering Kevin, all depends on what period of my life I happen/happened to be in and what they were bartering for/with <EG>. Like Lizzit, I had an entertaining younger life. Like I tell my kids, it's pretty hard to hide it from me cause I BTDT.

I'd truthfully have more of a issue with the payday loan people and the rent-a-centers that make their living preying off of low income individuals than I would with the entertainer/happy ending giving masseuse or even the low level drug dealer <depends what he sold>. My morality is based on how the things they do affect others. Victimless crimes do not offend me. I personally believe that prostitution and marijuana should be legal. Dang, pixie sticks is more of a gateway drug than pot. lol.

As for mafia related, I'd shy away from that from the standpoint of I've been told that you don't calculate the numbers, they tell you the numbers.

Strippers not reporting everything because it's cash, hmmmmm, guess we should shy away from bars, candy stores, plumbers and everyone else who doesn't strictly get credit cards. And oh yeah, tax preparers, because I know my shop can't be the only one that receives a lot of cash. And the local chiropractor charging $40 a visit. Cash cash cash.

Maybe I'm wrong, but in my opinion, it's the people who earn more money who are the ones most likely to try and cheat. The little guys whines and complains about paying, but ultimately winds up paying because they are more afraid of the consequences.

Oh, and yes, I have a few clients who have done prison time. Couple of them I consider good friends too.

Lizzit (talk|edits) said:

15 March 2009
ummm... please don't read TOO much into my comment about my halcion youth! It's just that I agree, "victimless" crimes are not ones we as tax preparers should be policing. The fines and penalties preparers face for aiding and abetting can put us out of business. I simply can't afford to be sued for what they can sue me for. A cash-based business like a carpenter or a chiropractor has only the single civil offense of hiding money from the taxpayer. You can probably afford the resulting lawsuit, fines, and penalties should the s hit the fan. A cash-based business like prozzie's carries criminal charges, which result in much steeper money laundering penalties. Strippers are somewhere in-between - it's legal as long ast they're not supposed to provide "extra" services, but many of them do despite a dubiously official policy of the club being no extras.

I remember the tax company I used to work for was once so desperate for quality tax preparers that they hired a former town auditor who had been convicted of felony embezzlement from the town and was on work-release programme from the prison. The assumption was he was probably very good with figures. We did have to watch him like a hawk, though, and review his work thoroughly.

Fsteincpa (talk|edits) said:

15 March 2009
Lizzit, Me read too much into something. Helloooooo, have we met? lol. I may not only read too much into it, but I will add details that were not there before. Hey, anybody wanna hear about the time Lizzit and I were partying with Mick Jagger after that concert?  ;-)

All joking aside, ok, most of the joking aside, I totally agree with you from the standpoint of the client and the business they are in and our responsibility when preparing the tax return. I've got a good business and I have a good livelihood that I will not jeopardize for a client I see once a year. Or for a client I see on a more regular basis for that matter.

Now, if we start talking Michael Milken type money, then we might be singing a different tune. Yes, I can be bought, but that figure is quite high and I figure my net has to be about 10 mill per year of time I would have to do and that has to be what I get to keep after they take all the rest back. I am way too pretty for prison and would definitely need some serious cash remaining to buy enough protection until I actually started running the place.

Lizzit (talk|edits) said:

15 March 2009
There were lots of backstage parties, but Mick wasn't at any of 'em ... seems your memory is better than mine!

Fsteincpa (talk|edits) said:

15 March 2009
My memory only fails me when I hit the witness stand. Then it is completely foggy.

CrowJD (talk|edits) said:

15 March 2009
"I'd truthfully have more of a issue with the payday loan people and the rent-a-centers that make their living preying off of low income individuals" Amen, brother.

Unfortunately, we have allowed our "legitimate" banks to get into loan sharking (credit card contracts), and outright racketeering (astronomical fees and penalties for minor indiscretions and requests for service). It's extremely disappointing that we have had such a failure of imagination and ingenuity in this country that even our most respected businesses must engage in acts more suited to the petty criminal to make a go of it. And it is a fact that these actions by the banks would have been seen as beyond the pale in the past, and in violation of usury laws that stood us in good stead for hundreds of years. Usury laws permitted a fair rate of interest, and plenty enough profit as a reward to the banker's labor. Now, you put your bank (or it's credit card subsidiary) in S. Dakota, Delaware, or in any of the growing number of like minded states, and you have no usury protection at all. And the U.S. Congress let this happen, and they can stop it.

IDrinkYour Milkshake (talk|edits) said:

15 March 2009
"Taxman to the Topless San Diego", I've been figured out...

Laticiaw (talk|edits) said:

15 March 2009
Crow when you get down to it, our PIA charges could be lumped in with what you are complaining that the banks are doing. Point blank it is our goal and duty to take every peice of crap that we are handed by clients with a smile and without raising their fees in hopes that we will "make them leave" and/or "make it worth our while". Who are you to determine what is needed to keep that bank afloat --are you on the board? Do you see their balance sheets and income statements? Who is forcing people to apply for those credit cards? Who is forcing them to use those banks? Sorry, we as individuals have free choice and it is MY responsibility to make decisions about what I am willing to pay and not pay. I learned the hard way about credit cards, but I don't have one now because I know that I personally can't use one...but you seem to want to defend those people that can't use one, knows that they can't, and then blame it on the bank for them getting the card and NOT PAYING THEIR BILLS ON TIME...Oh yeah, I have been to CCCS before when I had sunk down too far in credit cards. So I know the fees involved but I learned from my lesson, you seem to want to prevent people from learning. Instead you want to save them, they can't be saved if they don't want to be. Sorry, I am not rich -- I'm pretty sure I make way less than you, but I don't really have a problem with the fees...the banks are trying to encourage people to save their statements (they have to pay someone to send out a new statement --find it, etc.), pay their payments on time (that messes up their cash flow as well).

Laticiaw (talk|edits) said:

15 March 2009
Crow, I am sorry if I am always seem to be butting heads with you...I guess we just look at the world differently...

Kevinh5 (talk|edits) said:

15 March 2009
no doubt the Taxman to the Topless looks at his clients differently than the rest of us do

Kevinh5 (talk|edits) said:

15 March 2009
'Client Appreciation Event' takes on a new meaning

Laticiaw (talk|edits) said:

15 March 2009
Wonder if the topless are all girls or are their some males thrown in there for variety?

NMexEA (talk|edits) said:

15 March 2009
Just remember, if you barter for "services", the FMV of the "service" you receive is ordinary income AND subject to SE tax...<G>

IDrinkYour Milkshake (talk|edits) said:

15 March 2009
Since my wife will take half my assets, do I actuall have an ordinary loss resulting from this barter?

Fsteincpa (talk|edits) said:

16 March 2009
depending how you look at it, could be a capital gain.

TheTinCook (talk|edits) said:

16 March 2009
"Honest Officer, I was just trying to establish the FMV of certain services for a client's tax return"

Just to add a little bit:

On the self incrimination issue, check out GARNER v. UNITED STATES, 424 U.S. 648 (1976) I guess you'd claim the priviledge by listing "fifth amendment" income on the return, or some such thing.

Also you'd need to know enough to know if 162(c) comes into play, which puts you into the troubling knowledge quagmire too.

IDrinkYour Milkshake (talk|edits) said:

16 March 2009
"depending how you look at it, could be a capital gain"

And there we go talking about self-created goodwill again...

TheTinCook (talk|edits) said:

16 March 2009
Nah, use the Duberstein-Harris "mistress defense."

Lisajammi (talk|edits) said:

16 March 2009
Where on earth do you have your offices that there would be topless chicks walking thru the door for tax returns? Holy cow - if I had that coming thru my door, I'm certain my husband would want to be working here in my office again and I recently got rid of him! LOL!

At convention last year we had the criminal division of the IRS do some speaking. I've done a return for a hispanic person I know full well was using someone else's social security number yet they were able to buy a house and raise a family. It bothered me, not sure if I should have done it or not, but when I asked the IRS folks they told me sure, go ahead and do the returns. They also told me to tell illegal alien workers to make sure if they were using false cards to hang on to them and continue using the same one, that they knew full well they were using them and if they ever got their citizenship that they would be sure to adjust the ss to the correct account.

I don't know, too many weirdos out there these days. There are certain people who walk in my door and just give me the creeps, so I let them know that I'm way too busy. It's either that or they want to talk, "for just a minute" - ya, right.. then they say, "well I don't have a lot, it really should cost that much, but when it gorws I'll be making at least a million"... groan...

IDrinkYour Milkshake (talk|edits) said:

16 March 2009
That the IRS saying "Hey, at least these illegals are paying their taxes". Now, if they were getting an EIC...

Szptax (talk|edits) said:

16 March 2009
I think taxpayer honesty is the first question... Do I believe them? Second is their source of income. If they give me the creeps - no way!

Kevinh5 (talk|edits) said:

16 March 2009
I have a client who quite closely resembles Jake Busey in the movie Contact. My assistant refuses to see him when I'm not here.

GrinnenTL (talk|edits) said:

16 March 2009
I wouldn't turn down anyone who was receiving income legally. If they are misreporting then I have an issue.

I have about 7 clients who work in "Gentlemen's Clubs". When they came to be originally I spoke to them about being business owners. They all have a business license and most have SEP's. I did have one who had way too many expenses to pay with the income she was reporting. She qualified for Earned Income and I couldn't get her to change it. I did not prepare her return.

I have never done a tax return for a male stripper. They don't pay me in dollar bills, I got one of the clubs clanedars this year as a Christmas present, one of my clients was voted entertainer of the year, and they love to come to my cleint appreciation night. I think my other clients like it too!

NMexEA (talk|edits) said:

16 March 2009
Paid in dollar bills? Gives a whole new meaning to the term "money laundering". Like the man said, "A guy would want to wear rubber gloves just to hold hands with that little number!"

Yt1300inHtown (talk|edits) said:

16 March 2009
Several years ago I worked at one of the big firms and we had a client who told us his daughter had thrown her envelope of tax stuff in with his so to go ahead and knock out her return as well.

Insider her envelope were 1099's from a couple of the local strip clubs with a GIANT note that said "DO NOT TELL MY FATHER".

Matrix8 (talk|edits) said:

26 August 2009
I know this is an old post, but I just saw a CNBC special on the business of marijuana and wanted to add a comment. In CA it's legal for medical marijuana dispensaries to operate, but illegal for Federal purposes. While illegal income must be reported, expenses pertaining to that income are disallowed by IRC Sec 162(c)(2). Based on this code section, those medical marijuana dispensaries should only be able to deduct operating expenses for state purposes, but not federal purposes.

Kevinh5 (talk|edits) said:

26 August 2009
yes, I believe we have had that discussion in a thread a year or two ago, but it is applicable to this one too

Kevinh5 (talk|edits) said:

26 August 2009
[[Discussion:Legal Fees-DUI Defense]]

Kevinh5 (talk|edits) said:

26 August 2009
Discussion:California Taxation - Marijuana Sales is the one I was really looking for

Kevinh5 (talk|edits) said:

26 August 2009
do note that those smileys in that last link are not reflective of my past, present, or future behavior

Fsteincpa (talk|edits) said:

27 August 2009
I got the munchies now

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