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Taocpa (talk|edits) said:

4 January 2008
A driver is stuck in traffic on US 95 South, just outside Boston. Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a guy knocks on his window. The driver rolls it down and says;

Driver: "What's happened? What's the hold up?"

Guy: "Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and John Kerry. They're asking for a $ 100 million ransom. If their demands are not met, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."

Driver: "On average, how much is everyone giving?"

Guy: "About a gallon."

Taocpa (talk|edits) said:

4 January 2008
The header should say "Too good not to share" Darn it Tim; can't we edit discussion headers? :-)

FYI - If you are offended, just insert the politicians or whoever you don't like in place of the terrorists.

Tom

Kevinh5 (talk|edits) said:

4 January 2008
funny, Tom!

PostingFromWork (talk|edits) said:

6 January 2008
Needs more clams and discos.

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