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| 31 March 2007 | |
| She thought it would be so nice to bring in a giant box of Duncan Donuts in today. After three chocolate long johns, two glazed donuts and a chocolate boston creme, I think I have single-handily in one day re-gained the 12 pounds I lost so far this tax season. What the heck was I thinkin'?????
ps. All this happened over the course of the day, not in one sitting - just to clarify. | |
| March 31, 2007 | |
| Oh, my! I used to do stuff like that, but I haven't done that since a few years ago when I ate more than six giant cinnamon rolls from Panera Bread within two days (in March). Was constipated for two weeks after that ordeal. | |
| 31 March 2007 | |
| should't this thread be included in the one about Candy the taxpayer? | |
| 31 March 2007 | |
| Krispie Kreme's my personal favorite (glazed with the white creme filling). thank goodness we don't have a krispie kreme shop in our town ....and you lose weight during tax season? How do you do that? I've never ever lost weight during tax season! | |
| 31 March 2007 | |
| Kevin - it's just you - well that and a very long tax season of being deprived of time needed for extra curricular activities - of course you can go back and re-read that thread if you need some added stimulation - should definitely get your heart beating faster. | |
Death&Taxes (talk|edits) said: | 31 March 2007 |
| Krispy Kreme's are far too sweet. I lived in Columbia SC in the late 60s and developed a severe dislike of them. They are only good for a sugar rush when all else fails.
But a client brought me pretzel nuggets filled with peanut butter.....no matter where I hide them, I find them. Nibble nibble mousekin, someone's nibbling on my housekin. | |
Bottom Line (talk|edits) said: | 4 July 2007 |
| I lose weight during tax season because I forget to eat. I would starve to death and not know it if it wasn't for my husband feeding me. | |
Bottom Line (talk|edits) said: | 4 July 2007 |
| It's Tim's April Fools Day prank | |
| April 3, 2007 | |
| Yesterday, I met with my client who sells Herbalife. God bless, her. She brought me samples of these protein bars and these little tablets that you dissolve in water. Supposed to give you energy. Not sure if it's true. Could just be a high-priced placebo. But as long as my subconscious thinks I'm feeling good, then I can keep going and going and going. | |
Death&Taxes (talk|edits) said: | 4 July 2007 |
| I had one client give me a granola bar and some stuff people in a town in China drink. He says the place has many 100 year old people, all active. (Wonder if they need their taxes done?). I am still picking the granola from my awful teeth. As for the liquid supplement, I reckon it is too long a run down the hall to the bathroom in my center city office, so I took it home. May try it on the cockatiel first and if he lives to be 100, I will sample it. | |
Bottom Line (talk|edits) said: | 1 April 2007 |
| My husband makes his own granola. The fire dept guys love it so now he has to cook a batch for their breakfast every third day. The house smells great! Honey, raisins, cinnamon | |
Death&Taxes (talk|edits) said: | 1 April 2007 |
| Client who came to my house the other day brought trail mix, non-pareils, peanutbutter filled pretzel nuggets which are gone, and wonderfully big organic strawberries......last night Pam made some shortcake and whipped cream, not store bought, and we had strawberry shortcake. Lucky I ate it at the kitchen table; had I been sitting here I would have never gotten up. | |
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