Discussion:CPA or EA in Dallas TX for Gentleman's Club
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Donniecastleman (talk|edits) said: | 19 November 2007 |
| A tax client of mine just called wanting to know if I wanted to pick up a client that is opening up a gentleman's club in the Dallas area. Being that this will be a larger accounting undertaking than I am able to do long distance, if anyone out there is interested with proper credentials please write back and I'll throw the contact information back to you via email, thanks!
Donnie Castleman Enrolled Agent Las Vegas musiciantax.com | |
Donniecastleman (talk|edits) said: | 19 November 2007 |
| No one in Dallas reads this?? | |
Bushmaster (talk|edits) said: | 20 November 2007 |
| Do I get free admission?? | |
| 20 November 2007 | |
| Bushmaster: what is your specific experience in this field? Your name seems to indicate some expertise is why I ask. Of course, you could have some wholly scientific botanical interests having nothing to do with the subject at hand. | |
Ksnoopytax (talk|edits) said: | 20 November 2007 |
| Other than the obvious benefits of picking up this work, including the client visits, I would think accounting for a club such as this would be a nightmare. So much cash changing hands without records. | |
| 20 November 2007 | |
| Not to mention the personnel packing heat. Some clients are harder to fire than others, if you know what I mean. | |
Bushmaster (talk|edits) said: | 20 November 2007 |
| An attorney friend of mine helped a client open up a few of these in the Wilmington/Myrtle Beach area.
Bushmaster refers to my callsign when I commanded an BFV company in the Army. The main gun on the Bradley Fighting Vehicle is a 25mm chaingun nicknamed Bushmaster. I like your version better. | |
Donniecastleman (talk|edits) said: | 20 November 2007 |
| Laughing out loud at the contents of this post! | |
Wkstaxprep (talk|edits) said: | 20 November 2007 |
| I'm interested as long as i don't get "stripped" of my license. | |
| November 20, 2007 | |
| Dallas: yes. Gentleman's Club: no thanks. Too much exposure.... | |
| 20 November 2007 | |
| I'll do it only if all the employees promise to report ALL income! (sarcasm) | |
Donniecastleman (talk|edits) said: | 20 November 2007 |
| I'm getting some responses, but I really need to send someone their way that is LOCAL, someone in Oregon or Maine or New York or California can't do this gig, and I think it's going to be a hard sell anyway with the ethics of the business. | |
Death&Taxes (talk|edits) said: | 20 November 2007 |
| At lunch at a seminar years ago, one man 'fessed up' to being the accountant for the head of the Mafia in my city. Another person at the table began a holier than thou routine. "How could you do that? The man is a criminal etc" and he kept it up until this man, who resembled a howitzer, shouted back: "Mr. M is a gentleman; you should go to the clubs and massage parlors I have for clients. I pack a holster when I visit them.' | |
Bottom Line (talk|edits) said: | 21 November 2007 |
| Back in the early days I did the books for a couple of strip joints. I was always careful what I wore when I visited because I didn't want them to think that I was applying for a job! | |
